Greetings!

Once again, much greetings on these auspicious days of legal daylight robbery. Yes, indeed i believe that you most likely have spent your chinese new year shamelessly plundering the wallets and life insurance funds of your most beloved. Yes. I have been too.

Honestly, I felt a little guilty when all my dad's side relatives came up to me with those little packages of joy known as ang pau. Reminds me pretty much of jew's coming to pay the taxpayers. Only with a veneer of smilling and a knowledge that I can't stay single forever. Once I find my most excellent, drop dead gorgeous, virtueous, sophisticated and wise half, their children will most likely attack me with the same savagery i displayed. That is, unless I migrate to australia and take long holidays to Zimbabwe during the times of darkness.

Well, all said and done. I stand corrected. All said and taken. "Do unto others what others do unto you."* Have fun paying your wonderful, cute and lovable nephews and neices back. Especially the ones who got seven hundred rm of ang pau.

*Andy Ong Boon Something

5 minutes

it took me three mintues to check my mail. i only have two minuts to mneka a blog post so i'm going to edo it vast. I need to sleep early. seriously. i'll be a walking zombie with a hole in its head and poop for braing if i don't get my sleep. rightto . one more minutes i'm oging to talak about my day. I do not like my la nbook it wants to eat me. I do not undestan d ediotic grammar. enen though i like english. I shall for.... too late.