Signs of Exam Stress.

1) Nosebleeds.  I kid you not, I had a nosebleed before my history test. Or maybe because I rubbed my nose too often. 

2)Rubbing your nose too often. 

3) Making odd sounds involuntarily. (Daaa yaaa, Rar rar, Hurk lalalallaa!) 

4) Being addicted to the pain caused by exams. 

5) Foul language. (shmuck, Yaargh, buttocks, backside, nen nen, butt head, butt brain, boob face, virago)

6) Waking up in cold sweat. 

7) Writing letters of apology to parents. 

8) Crying.  

9) Making a spider a pet and naming it Mike. 

10) Killing your pet spider with a vacuum cleaner. 

11) Finding his mom next to your sink. 

12) Killing his mom with a vacuum cleaner. 

13) Falling into the dark side. 

14) Naming yourself Darth Wing. 

15) Crying

16) Hitting on your housemates

17) Getting hit by your housemates

18) Trying to kill yourself with too much indo mee.

19) Singing Barney's "I love you" again and again. 

20) Singing Veggie Tales. 

21) Making deals with God. 

22) Drinking far too much coffee. 

23) Bless your hearts.