Tuesday, January 19, 2010

T - Shirt Signs I'd Wear.

Reinforcements have Arrived.

We Need Backup! 

Shmuck! 

Your T shirt Sign Sucks. 

Pi is Pie 

Be my friend. 

Ookie Bookie!

My other shirt is Witty-er. 

Eye Lub U Luts! 

I Love Coffee.  

My Degree is Cooler than your Degree. 

For The Wantan

You look Nice Today. 

Right Back At You. 

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Things to Do other Than Cyber Coffees.

Normally, I would have better and more simulating things to do other than shooting clear through hordes of zombies with a band a brothers. Or leading a column of armored tanks into an alien base to blow up their extraterrestrial butts. However, considering I haven't been near a cyber cafe for the last 8 months, it feels like I have rediscovered the magic of gaming in a glorified office with three to four like minded chaps.

I marvel at bassy boom of sounds, the colorful language, the true attitudes and characters of men showing clearly. Ladies, a word to the wise from the foolish. If you want to discover the true character of your significant other, video tape him in the cyber cafe. For truly, the cyber cafe is a place where leaders are born, cool thinkers discovered and strategists practise.


However, according to a dear friend of mine who has the near super human ability to play the guitar and talk on the phone at the same time, cyber caffe -ing is boring, and I should do something else. Before I mutate into a geek slob without any hope for a future.

So I have come up with a list.

1) Go go-karting in USJ, because nothing else says you're fun and cool better than driving around in mini death traps.


2) Grab coffee in an exotic location with people who love to chat and drink coffee! I especially need people who love to chat because I might run out of things to say. However, as coffee is the fuel of intelligence, that might not happen.

3) Movie marathons. Movie marathons and pizza, come to think of it, why didn't I do this sooner?

4) Due to surplus amounts of geekdom and nerdiness in my brains, I really can't think of anything else to do that's cool. But fear not! I shall think of something!

Convoes With Daryl

Daryl: hey man, happy birthday.

Jo: Haha, thanks man.

Social Studies Example: awkward manly silence because guys don't normally chat over the phone.

Daryl: So what you doing now?

Jo: Just came back from the cyber cafe. Hee hee.

Daryl: Wah, your whole life revolve around cyber cafe ah! Whole world cyber cafe issit!?

Jo: Wah! Don't be like that larh! No cyber then do what!?

Daryl: ....

Jo: NOTHING TO SAY AH! WHY GOT HESITATION! SO THERE'S NOTHING TO DO ISSIT!?

Daryl: Aiyah you just go play your cyber larh! Go play larh! We go out whole day play cyber
okay!?

Jo: WAH LIAO!



Sunday, January 3, 2010

Constellations.

Shards of diamonds littered throughout the sky, like petals of flowers wilted from the gardens of heaven. Clouds of sparkling goodness, mysteriously creating lofty symbols and pictures of greek gods and roman goddesses. Truly, the cascading hair of beauties mire the sky with drops of perfection. Most declare fervently that these nocturnal speckles of goodness are their sources of inspiration.


PFFT BUTTOCK STARS.

For one, living in a city that's designed after a female's brain, star's are simply as blocked out as though non existent. Thanks to the comfortably polluted air in Kuala Lumpur, many are hard pressed to see even a firefly much a less a star.

Perhaps even if there were stars, twinkling in their arrogant goodness, how on earth do people derive inspiration from them? Its not as if we could crack open a star as though a fortune cookie. True, the little farts in the sky might be beautiful as they are, and I do understand that some brighter individuals than I might derive their meaning from these balls of gas; but I simply can't.
Lately, I have been out of inspiration, for about a day, and wondered if my source of revelation could come from the stars; however, tough luck. All they do is laze around, barely pulling their weight in the mass of black, thinking that the planets revolve around them. Pouty arrogant balls of gas, and mind you, that's exactly what they are, balls of gas, nothing solid, nothing firm, completely lacking any back bone.

Perhaps I'm just bitter those blasted shards of sky poop aren't inspiring me.

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