Pharmacist Rhymes with Narcissist.

My life, is an anthill. And in those anthills, are many ants. Of those ants, many are pharmacists. And pharmacists are awesome people. Most believe that they are the bespectacled bros and sisters behind white clinical tables dispensing drugs and medicines. The nerds.

what you think they look like.

But hold up! What did you just read? What was the line you've just read that announces their about their earth shaking, meteorite smashing, cosmos decimating, cool-beans status!?

They dispense drugs.

WROAH!

Not that it's right, legal or admirable to dispense drugs of the streets; in fact, in some countries, drug possession carries the death sentence. But they do it legally, intelligently and stylishly. Think about Cd's upon Cd's of lyrics from rappers glamorizing the life of a crack dealing, piece wearing, bling enhanced hustler. Now, imagine, all the glamour, none of the violent, disgusting vices of em dealers. What you have, is a pharmacist.

what they really look like.

Being surrounded by them. It leads me to inevitably learn about them.

1) While I'm reading magazines and comics, they're reading the books that are thicker than phone book directories.

2) They're studying all the time. Wouldn't you if you had a word like, pogliotinkiolinkoniosycolisis to memorize?

3) Mind you, it's not everybody who becomes a pharmacist. The average pharmacist is probably some crazy, psycho smart guy who normally got all A's just by licking his textbooks.

4) Need entertainment? Watch a pharmacist stress out before her exams. Never endingly funny.

5) The thing about them, is that they've been trained in the art of never being negative. So even with the entire Australian curriculum crashing around them, they'll still wear a steeled smile while screaming faux vulgarities at their books. Hilarious.

6) They can wear cool T-shirts with phrases like:

Pharmacists, saving the world one panadol at a time.

I know the meaning of the word, Hepaticocholangiocholecystenterostomies. Do you?

U R Dumb. I R Smart.

Hustla. Legally.

Pharmacists read the Pharmasutra.

Pfizer Cartel.

7) They are crazy people. I had a pharmacist charge at me, yell hello in my ear and run off in a peculiar way.

I wish I could say more. But then again, a Pharmacist is sort of like an Oompa Loompa. You know their quirks, and their zany dances, but they still remain a mysterious lot. I'll probably be writing more on them, after an adventure or two of trying to discover their fascinating tendencies. But for now. See ya!