shla!

I wanna shift to wordpress. Cause... I've got stuff bouncing in my head. Not only that. I feel quite... Sigh... like vomiting rainbows!

I really Liked This.

By Karlyn Leong

You know when someone calls you dear, there's this mushy feely thing inside you, and all you really want to do is just close your eyes and be hugged by that overwhelming maternal protection? Sometimes, you just want be held like a little girl again, and just for once, stop trying so hard to be an adult. Just for once, have someone you can cry on, to let go all your frustrations, anger, insecurity, rage, everything, and letsomeone else have them for a while. Just for once, have your hair stroked, and feel the tight embrace of love surrounding every inch of your soul. Just for once, be told that you're a beautiful, bright young girl and who is doing alright in this wretched world you live in.  Just for once, I just want to be the little girl again, the one with no worries, no troubles, nothing but fun and laughter and joy and happiness.

 Gee... Last time someone called me dear. I was like, "I have a name..."

Probably The Coolest About Me.

About Me

Dr. Mahathir Mohamad
Putrajaya, Malaysia
Prime Minister of Malaysia
1981 - 2003

Sigh..

My hormones are gonna explode out of my head. Its like...

My mind the fun house of my soul, the five-star retreat of my overtired, overbored, over worked and sometimes frustrated being is going to be crippled by a devastating blast of hormones. Magical, erotic colors splattering through my mind, shamelessly, cheekily sceaming inane chutterings of mounded floobagalah. 

Its to the point where these tiny little colours of mutated hormonal drugs have evolved into evolutionary cro magnon monsters ripping out bits and particles of my five star hotel. Which is by the way solar system - esque due to the amount of immaterial material made by muddlings and fuddlings. These irritating quirks of joy, of need, of thirst, hunger and insatiable insatiability are pulling, dragging, ruined bits of my solar system into a homer simpson brain sized box!

Creating a astounding, reality defying space of shimmering shards of shades. Walled in by the bits of sanity provided absolute laminated armours of reality and common sense. This hole. This dark black hole gradually collapsing again and again on itself, due to an infinite gravity squashing colors together. Threathens to BLAST, SHATTER, DESTROY, DESECRATE, SHLAM, BAM, BOOM, JIGGLY WINCHILY SLAMA BA JAMMA DOOBIE DOO BANG BANG WOAH my poor poor skull. 

I do believe my hormones are getting the best of me. I need girlfriend soon or I shall. YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Ok. I'm fine now. Hee hee. 

Posts Rattling In My Head

Boy's Brigade

Story of Joseph. (Jo and Potiphar's wife. Saucy mou?)

Daryl and Me Jamming. I Be the bread, Daryl be the butter. Cause he's fat. (probably end of the year la this one)

More video posts. (Tee Jo Wee, thou hath inspired me. )

a couple of emo posts. 

What ladies find sexy in men. 

How to potong que in Mcdee's. For the Australians, for goodness sake. Its not Mackers. Its... Mcdee's. Sigh. Beri saya nangis saje. 

Thankthee post to friends, bros and comrades in Malaysia. 

Praise Thee post to selected friends regularly. 

More stuff with substance. 

Bible Stories. 

Yum

I Am Not Jo.

I DO NOT HAVE FUNNY TOES, despite what Joseph says.

I better go off before he finds out what I'm doing! 

He has no idea. Ahaha! Not yet, that is.

RUNNING OFF,

Not Jo.

Heh.

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In 1835 before the final cell theory was developed, a Czech Jan Evangelista Purkyně observed small "granules" while looking at the plant tissue through a microscope. The cell theory, first developed in 1839 by Matthias Jakob Schleiden and Theodor Schwann, states that all organisms are composed of one or more cells. All cells come from preexisting cells. Vital functions of an organism occur within cells, and all cells contain thehereditary information necessary for regulating cell functions and for transmitting information to the next generation of cells.^[3]

My Kid's Labels.

If its a girl...

-CoffeeBean Wong Shue Lynn

-Skittles Wong Xiao Ping

-Vera Wong Lei Ling. 

If its a guy...

-Joseph Wong Yu Wing the Second