Be a best man.
Have an air hockey table in my room.
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Should've Been a Theoretical Physicist.
Me: Copywriters work like dogs for the first two years at like 2,000 rm. Then after that they can earn like THREE TIMES MORE THAT MONEY IN FIVE YEARS!!
Nov: WHAT?! THAT'S LITTLE LARH. SIX K ONLI?!
Me: deflate.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
They Said...
Art students are underachievers.
Bullocks and Walrus.
Jo read the Abc, and the West Australian every single day and scored 4.5 out of ten for his weekly current affairs quiz.
His Ozzy classmate read the West Australian two days before the test and scored 7.
Wha?
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
The Battle Cry
Never in the face of human endeavor has so much been undertaken by one man. Often, when challenges comes a knocking, fear rears its ugly head and attempts to smooch you all over. Regardless, I fling the doors of my ability wide open to the bane of gastronomic sensibility.
The challenge was this. Beef Rendang.
Often, in culinary circles, cooks are allowed to walk through the stages of heurism. However, as this is pretty much an I-leap-out-of-without-parachute-moment, caution will be flung to the wind and I will attempt to make rendang for my cell group. It shall be my first try.
As such, I called my fellow cell grouper whose known for her culinary expertise to ask her what to do. (She has a boyfriend my 20 something friends. And he has a Phd in engineering so yes, he can build a deathray if you try anything funny).
Jo: Hey Angie! How do you make beef rendang?
Angie: Ha? You want to make rendang? That's the most difficult of all of them you know?
Jo: Issit? I thought just buy paste?
Angie: You have to go fry $%^& with $%^& then after that #$%^& and #$%^& then #$%^&(&*%&^%&^%&^%(&^%*%^&%^&%&^%^$%^$*^*&*&*& booya! Rendang.
Jo: Never in the face of human endeavor has so much been underta...
Heurism- trial and error! Took me a whole day to memorize that. I feel quite pleased.
The challenge was this. Beef Rendang.
Often, in culinary circles, cooks are allowed to walk through the stages of heurism. However, as this is pretty much an I-leap-out-of-without-parachute-moment, caution will be flung to the wind and I will attempt to make rendang for my cell group. It shall be my first try.
As such, I called my fellow cell grouper whose known for her culinary expertise to ask her what to do. (She has a boyfriend my 20 something friends. And he has a Phd in engineering so yes, he can build a deathray if you try anything funny).
Jo: Hey Angie! How do you make beef rendang?
Angie: Ha? You want to make rendang? That's the most difficult of all of them you know?
Jo: Issit? I thought just buy paste?
Angie: You have to go fry $%^& with $%^& then after that #$%^& and #$%^& then #$%^&(&*%&^%&^%&^%(&^%*%^&%^&%&^%^$%^$*^*&*&*& booya! Rendang.
Jo: Never in the face of human endeavor has so much been underta...
Heurism- trial and error! Took me a whole day to memorize that. I feel quite pleased.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Anti Christ*
At night, getting ready for bed, I was pondering about something. It wasn't one of those things you think about before you get to bed, but something out of place. A thought brought about by a tired mind. I was wondering who the anti Christ might be. Getting into bed and pulling down the lid of my laptop, it struck me.
I've realised who it might be.
The Garden of Eden.
The tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
The fruit.
That bite.
The first sin.
Is it obvious now?
Could Steve Jobs be the anti - Christ?
The apple logo, stamped on every apple device. Staring at us from every macbook. Watching us being unaware that it might be a symbol of something more sinister and dark. We just didn't realise. Be wary.
*purely satirical.
I've realised who it might be.
The Garden of Eden.
The tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
The fruit.
That bite.
The first sin.
Is it obvious now?
Could Steve Jobs be the anti - Christ?
The apple logo, stamped on every apple device. Staring at us from every macbook. Watching us being unaware that it might be a symbol of something more sinister and dark. We just didn't realise. Be wary.
*purely satirical.
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