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So my friend is coming over in a couple of minutes for to bring me to his house to settle something. ANd i've decided to make a blog post in the amount of minutes he takes to get to my house. That's about four to five minutes. I shall provide a discourse on my day.

My day started out awesomely and resplendently. With birds chirping in the air and the bees buzzing in the seas. That did not make sense.

I was skipping joyfully about my house when suddenly.

Three men in black masks completely suited for urban warfare burst through my window shattering the glass. They wipped out Mp5 sub machine guns and began to start catwalking up my hallway. Posing infront of me with their machine guns